Bleach: Twisted Twister

Bleach - oneshot: Twisted Twister

It was a peaceful sunny day in Soul Society. And while everyone was soaking up the sun, in their own way, a little soul was doing the same thing, in underground tunnels. Her name is Yachiru Kusajishi, Lieutenant of Squad 11. As she was making her way to the nearest exit, she was stopped by the sound of familiar voices, coming from right above her. Those voices belonged to Rukia Kuchiki and Ichigo Kurosaki. A playful smile appeared on Yachiru’s face as the conversation took an interesting turn.

“What’s taking you so long? I’ve seen you in all different positions today. Don’t get shy on me now”, said Ichigo. “Wow! Rukia, you’re blushing. You look adorable when you blush”

“Shut up and get on with it”, yelled Rukia.

“(laughs) Acting tough during your first time, don’t worry, I’ll take it slowly”, purred Ichigo.

“Promise? I’m a bit scared”

“I promise, now, come here and kneel!”

“Oh my!”, said Yachiru to no one in particular. “I never knew Ichigo was such a smooth operator, I wonder what Byakun will say if he finds out.”

Although Yachiru was underground and couldn’t make out what was happening above her, what she overheard could only mean that Ichigo and Rukia were being very intimate with each other. But before she could take a further step, a moan escaped Rukia’s mouth as well as a series of accelerated pleasurable panting.

“Oh my god (moans)…Oh my god (panting)…, please Ichigo, don’t stop”

Ichigo chuckled. “You like this, huh?”

“Yes (more moans), yes I do”, responded Rukia.

“Oh, Rukia Kuchiki asking for more. I never thought I’d see the day when this would happen”, replied Ichigo.

Suddenly things turned sour between Ichigo and Rukia. They started bickering with each other. At that stage Yachiru had lost interest and was on her way out from the tunnels. She was on her way to find Byakuya and tell him what she had overheard. She couldn't wait to see his reaction. She found him walking around his magnificent big garden. Byakuya waited patiently as Yachiru made her way towards him. She started the conversation by saying, "Hello Byakun, beautiful day, isn't it?" 

“Lieutenant Kusajishi, haven’t I said this before? The Kuchiki grounds isn’t a playground for your childish games. If you will excuse me I have business to attend too.”

Before Byakuya turned on his heel to leave, Yachiru said “Such a shame to be spending the day in-closed doors like Ichigo. Luckily, Rukia is keeping him company. Although, you might be interested to know...". Yachiru explained what she had overheard while Byakuya listened without saying a word but the crease in his brows indicated his uneasiness as the story went on. Once Yachiru was finished and without further ado, they both made their way to Rukia's room. Upon arrival, they find an unconscious Renji, on the floor with a nosebleed. 

“Idiot! It says left hand blue. Are you as stupid as well as short?” yelled Ichigo.

“Shut up! This is awkward, that’s all” responded Rukia. 

“Hey, you’re the one who wanted to play this game, I am just tagging along. This move places you slightly on top of me”

“What? Like this?”

“Hmm, hmm, now…”

The conversation was cut short by Byakuya opening the door. They found Rukia in a crab like position and Ichigo was underneath her making a small bridge. They were both standing on a plastic sheet laid on the floor with colourful dots on them. An awkward atmosphere settled among everyone. Ichigo was lost for words and was finding it hard to look Byakuya in the eye, Rukia couldn’t stop blushing, Byakuya was deadly quiet, Yachiru was smiling as if it was the most natural thing in the world and Renji was still unconscious on the ground with a nosebleed.

“What is going on here?”, demanded Baykuya.

Ichigo explained that they were playing a game called Twister and was demonstrating what the game was about. “After spinning, the combination is called and you match the correct hand or foot to the corresponding color on the mat. The spinner says left foot yellow so you put your left foot on a yellow dot. Rukia picked it up from the Human World and wanted to learn how it was played. So I tagged along and showed her.”

Yachiru looked confused and asked why she heard them moaning and panting. Blushing, Rukia explained that she had hurt herself while playing. "Ichigo gave me a massage."

"Too good aye, Rukia?", taunted Ichigo.

“Why is my Lieutenant lying unconscious with a nosebleed outside your door?” asked Byakuya all the while looking towards the unconscious form on the floor.

Rukia and Ichigo ran towards Renji to see whether he was alright. But Yachiru suddenly understood why Renji had fainted. He must have been eavesdropping on their conversation leading him to the wrong ideas. The same ideas which were running through Yachiru’s head. But in her defence, she was underground and couldn’t explain what was going on.

“I don’t know why Renji is on the floor, said Rukia, he seems to be okay. But we invited him to come along and join the game.”

And there you have it, all ends well that finishes well. Yachiru joined Rukia and Ichigo at playing Twister, while Byakuya accompanied Renji to the Manor’s infirmary. It was all a big misunderstanding which was cleared up in no time. And everybody went back to enjoying the rest of the peaceful sunny day in Soul Society in their own way.